Here we offer a collection of wedding jokes. Yes the wedding day will be the most important day in a couples life together but sometimes things don’t always go as they should.
We suggest some things that could bring a smile to your face when you are feeling stressed out planning your own wedding. It is not just wedding jokes told at the reception afterwards as part of the wedding speeches. Guests are recalling other times when they have heard wedding jokes and sharing them with others. It is only natural for this to happen. People are at a wedding so they will tell Wedding Jokes.
Obviously we have to start with a romantic well thought out marriage proposal that is probably all too common with the man being too nervous to get the words fully right.
Moving on we all know children are often very funny. When they come out with some straight forward sensible things which we did not think about in advance. Again I am not fully convinced that this wedding joke story did not start off as a true story.
Our First Wedding Jokes
The Really Big Question
For months Bill had been Lynn’s devoted admirer. At long last he had collected enough courage to ask her the momentous question.
“There are a lot of advantages to being a bachelor,” Bill began, “but there comes a time when one longs for the companionship of another being, a being who will regard one as perfect, as an idol; whom one can treat as one’s absolute own; who will be kind and faithful when times are hard; who will share one’s joys and sorrows.”
To his delight, Bill saw a sympathetic gleam in Lynn’s eyes.
Then she nodded in agreement, “I think it’s a wonderful idea! . . . . Can I help you pick out the puppy?”
Children at Weddings
Wedding Jokes are always good for a laugh except sometimes for the couples involved. However I am not entirely sure that this humorous story (or wedding joke) is not a true event.
The guests were all seated. The parents of the bride and groom had been escorted down the aisle and seated in the front rows. The groomsmen were in their places. The bridesmaids had each enjoyed their moment of glory as they individually walked down the aisle and took their places opposite the groomsmen. The ring bearer was the next to enter the door to the chapel. He was adorable in his little tux, just 3 years old and the bride’s brother.
Everyone smiled as they watched him begin his trip down the aisle. Then the smiles changed to puzzled looks. As the little boy took a step, he let go of the ring cushion with his right hand, raised it in front of him curving his fingers. He scratched at thin air and said, “Grrrrr”, as loud as he could.
On the next step, he held the cushion with his right hand, let go with his left before raising it in front of him with curved fingers. Again he scratched at thin air and went, “Grrrrr”, as loud as he could. He continued alternating hands and going, “Grrrrr”, all the way down the aisle to the altar.
The ceremony continued without a hitch. At the end, the minister couldn’t control his curiosity any longer. He asked why the boy made such strange motions and sounds as he walked down the aisle.
The boy replied, “That was the only way I knew how to be a ring bear.”
See what I mean.
At The Wedding
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?”
“Because white is the colour of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.” Her mother explained trying to keep it simple.
The child thought about this for a moment, then said, “So why’s the groom wearing black?”
Another Wedding variation
The little boy attending a wedding for the first time turns to his father and asked the question. “Why is the bride wearing white?”
His father replies, “So that the dishwasher matches the fridge and washing machine.”
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer. He said “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I’m supposed to promise to love, honour, obey and be faithful to her forever. I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave that part out.
He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.
It was the day of the wedding and time for the grooms vows. The pastor looked the young man in the eye. Then he said, “Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?”
The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, “Yes”. Then he leaned toward the pastor and hissed: “I thought we had a deal!”
The pastor put a $100 bill into the grooms hand and whispered: “She made me a better offer.”
Moral Never under-estimate the value and power of your Church Minister.
We will be adding more and more wedding jokes as we work our way through the website. Ready for even more wedding jokes?