Romantic Relationship jokes — Laugh With Us 

All of us like to laugh from time to time. Here we offer a growing collection of humorous romantic relationship jokes. Use these jokes to create laughter through humour in your relationship.

At The Wedding

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the colour of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life," her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.

The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why's the groom wearing black?"

Another Wedding variation

The little boy attending a wedding for the first time turns to his father and asks, "Why is the bride wearing white?"

His father replies,  "So that the dishwasher matches the fridge and washing machine."

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Wedding Vows

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows.  When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to love, honour, obey and be faithful to her forever, I’d appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out.   

He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.

On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the grooms vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said:  "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes", then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal!"

The pastor put a $100 bill into the grooms hand and whispered:  "She made me a better offer."

Moral Never under-estimiate the value and power of your Church Minister.

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Love is ... Marriage is...

Love is holding hands in the street
Marriage is holding arguments in the street

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant
Marriage is Chinese take-out

Love is cuddling on a sofa
Marriage is deciding on a sofa

Love is talking about having children
Marriage is talking about getting away from children

Love is going to bed early
Marriage is going to sleep early

Love is a romantic drive
Marriage is a long, hot ride

Love is losing your appetite
Marriage is losing your figure

Love is sweet nothings in the ear
Marriage is sweet nothings in the bank

Love is a flickering flame
Marriage is a flickering television

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough?!"

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