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Meet You in Heaven

After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. 

While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates.  She saw a beautiful banquet table.  Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her.  They saw her and began calling greetings to her -- "Hello"  "How are you! We've been waiting for you!"   "Good to see you".

When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word", Saint Peter told her.

"Which word?", the woman asked.

"Love."

The woman correctly spelled "L O V E" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.

About six months later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day.  While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.

"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"

"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill.   And then I won the lottery.   I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a big mansion.   And my wife and I travelled all around the world.  We were on vacation and I went water skiing today. I fell, the ski hit my head, and here I am. How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word", the woman told him.

"Which word?", her husband asked.

"Czechoslovakia."

The Wife's reaction above may be understandable but I really prefer the following story sent to me by one of our readers. Firstly it fits more closely into my theology of what heaven is like (although my Bible does not say you have to be a good speller to get into heaven) and is more in keeping with this website.

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After a long illness, a man died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven.

While he was waiting for Saint Peter to greet him, he peeked through the Gates. He saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were his parents and all the other people he had loved and who had died before him. They saw him and began calling greetings to him -- "Hello",  "How are you! We've been waiting for you!", "Good to see you".

When Saint Peter came by, the man said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word", Saint Peter told him.

"Which word?", the man asked.

"Love."

The man correctly spelled "L O V E" and Saint Peter welcomed him into Heaven.

About six months later, Saint Peter came to the man and asked him to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the man was guarding the Gates of Heaven, his wife arrived.

"I'm delighted to see you," the man exclaimed. "How have you been?"

"Well, I have missed you terribly! My uncoupled soul has been awaiting the unending moment when we would be reunited forever. I have been waiting in our house that we made a home. I have been admiring our loves and blessings blossom into the most beautiful garden of Eden all around. It has seem that we have been apart a life time and now in this moment I know we are never to be apart."

"How do I get in?" the wife asked.

He replied, "You have to spell a word."

She asked, "Which word?"

He said simply, "Love."

She instantly replied, " Y-O-U ".
 

Don't you agree? Thank you to the "Sophisticated Lady" to sent me it.  Wish I knew her real name to give her the proper credit.

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