Romantic Relationship jokes — Laugh With Us 

All of us like to laugh from time to time. Here we offer a growing collection of humorous romantic relationship jokes. Use these jokes to create laughter through humour in your relationship.

Women Drivers

Driving to work this morning on the M60 motorway just outside Manchester I looked over to my right and there was this woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 mph with her face right up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked up again she was half way into my lane — still working on that make-up!!!  

Boy seeing that really scared me so much I dropped my electric razor knocking the bacon roll out of my other hand.  In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel it knocked my mobile phone from my ear falling into the coffee between my legs splashing me thus scalding my groin area causing me to scream which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth burning my shirt and disconnected an important business call.

Women drivers should be banned from the road urgently!! They just can't concentrate on driving. 

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A Mother's Advice to Her Daughter

1.     Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2.     What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

3.     If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up
        there.

4.     Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5.     Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

6.     Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can
        tell them apart.

7.     Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to
        make some woman miserable.

8.     Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself
        types.

9.     Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old
        for it.

10.     Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11.     If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12.     The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even
            in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13.     If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him
            checkbooks.

14.     Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes,
            it means that you laugh at his.

15.     Sadly, all men are created equal...

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