Romantic Relationship jokes — Laugh
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All of us like to laugh from time to
time. Here we offer a growing collection of humorous romantic
relationship jokes. Use these jokes to create laughter through humour in
your relationship.
A Handy Guide For Men on Staying Alive.
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the
wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other! Better still leave
it somewhere you are bound to see it on your way home from work each day so
it will always be fresh in your memory.
DANGEROUS....What's for dinner?
SAFER....Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST....Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE....Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS....Are you wearing that?
SAFER....Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST....WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE....Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS....What are you so worked up about?
SAFER....Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST....Here's fifty bucks.
ULTRASAFE....Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS....Should you be eating that?
SAFER....You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST....Can I get you a glass of water with that?
ULTRASAFE....Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS....What did you do all day?
SAFER....I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST....I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE....Have some more chocolate.
And remember: Money talks......But Chocolate sings.
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The Treasure Chest...
“Before my boyfriend left to study overseas I gave him
a small wooden box that looked like a pirates treasure chest.
Inside was a small packet of his favourite sweets and a note
saying "Whenever you are having a bad day open up this box
and there will a sweet from me and a kiss"
The kiss was of course one of mine wearing a bright red lipstick
on the bottom of the note.
Every month I send him a refill bag. He loves it but is saying
he goes to that box not only when feeling down but whenever he
is thinking of something sweet —
ME."
-- Amanda, CA |
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