Romantic Relationship jokes — Laugh With Us 

All of us like to laugh from time to time. Here we offer a growing collection of humorous romantic relationship jokes. Use these jokes to create laughter through humour in your relationship.

A collection of some of the best jokes on romantic relationships available

Men understanding what they are saying

A guide to women as to what some men mean when they make statements.

"I can't find it."

MEANS:  It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I am completely clueless.

"That's women's work."

MEANS:  It's difficult, dirty, and thankless.

"Will you marry me?"

MEANS:  Both of my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there's no milk left.

"It's a guy thing."

MEANS:   There's no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.

"Can I help with dinner?"

MEANS: Why isn't it already on the table?

"It would take too long to explain."

MEANS:  I have no idea how it works.

"I'm getting more exercise lately."

MEANS:  The batteries in the remote are dead.

"We're going to be late."

MEANS:  I have a legitimate reason for driving like a maniac.

"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."

MEANS:  I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.

"That's interesting dear."

MEANS:  Are you still talking?

"You expect too much from me."

MEANS: You expect me to stay awake?

"It's really a good movie."

MEANS: It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and half clothed women.

"You know how bad my memory is."

MEANS:  I remember the words to the theme song of F- troop, the address of the first girl I kissed, and the vehicle identification number of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday.

"Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love."

MEANS:  I forgot our anniversary again.

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Politically Correct Ways to Describe Men's Faults

He does not have a BEER GUT.
He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

He is not a BAD DANCER.
He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME.
He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

He is not BALDING.
He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

He is not a CRADLE ROBBER.
He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.

He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK.
He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

He is not a SEX MACHINE.
He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED.

He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG.
He has SWINE EMPATHY.

He is not afraid of COMMITMENT.
He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.

He does not UNDRESS YOU WITH HIS EYES.
He has an INTROSPECTIVE GRAPHIC MOMENT.

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