Romantic Relationship jokes — Laugh With Us 

All of us like to laugh from time to time. Here we offer a growing collection of humorous romantic relationship jokes. Use these jokes to create laughter through humour in your relationship.

The Romantic Couple.

While working at the mall, I saw an elderly couple holding hands while they were walking.

As they approached, I commented on how romantic it was.

He replied, "We have been holding hands when we go out in public for over thirty years. I have to.   If I let go, she shops".

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Sharing a Meal

The little old couple walked slowly into McDonalds that cold winter evening.  They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night. Some of the customers looked admiringly at them.  You could tell what the admirers were thinking.

"Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot together, probably for 60 years or more!"

The little old man walked right up to the cash register, placed his order with no hesitation and then paid for their meal.  The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food off of the tray.

There was one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink.  The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half.  He placed one half in front of his wife.  Then he carefully counted out the French fries, divided them in two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.  He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.

As the man began to eat his few bites of hamburger the crowd began to get restless. Again you could tell what they were thinking.  "That poor old couple. All they can afford is one meal for the two of them."

As the man began to eat his French fries one young man stood and came over to the old couples table.   He politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple to eat. The old man replied that they were just fine.   They were used to sharing everything.

Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.  Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy them something to eat.  This time the lady explained that no, they were used to sharing everything together.

As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatly with a napkin the young man could stand it no longer.  Again he came over to their table and offered to buy some food.  After being politely refused again he finally asked a question of the little old lady.

"Ma'am, why aren't you eating? You said that you share everything.  What is it that you are waiting for?"

She answered, "The teeth".

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The Perfect Couple

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.  After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.   Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.

Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.   Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.

Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.

Only one survived the accident.

Question:     Who was the survivor ?????????????

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Answer:   The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place.  Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

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