Romantic Relationship jokes — Laugh With Us 

All of us like to laugh from time to time. Here we offer a growing collection of humorous romantic relationship jokes. Use these jokes to create laughter through humour in your relationship.

We know men and women take different views on issues would so much to the other gender. Here are some examples:

Women On Haircuts.

Woman 1:     Oh! That haircut is so cute!

Woman 2:     You think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean,  you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Woman 1:     Oh, no! No, it's perfect.  I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide.  I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

Woman 2:     Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think.  I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman 1:     Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck!  Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman 2:     Are you kidding?   I know girls that would kill for your shoulders.  Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier. (etc...)

Men on Haircuts

Man 1:         Haircut?

Man 2:         Yeah.

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The Young Scottish Couple

A young Scottish lad and lassie were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, and just gazing out over the loch.   For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."

"Well, uh, I was thinkin'. . .perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss."

The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek. Then he blushed.

Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. After a while the girl spoke again.

"Another penny for your thoughts, Angus".

The young man knit his brow. "Well, now," he said, "my thoughts are a bit more serious this time."

"Really?" said the girl in a whisper, filled with anticipation.

"Aye," said the lad. "Din'na ye think it's aboot time ye paid me that first penny?"

Don't worry about it being slightly racist as a Scot myself we love to make fun of our reputation as being very canny with money. I even have a padlock on my Sporran to stop any pickpockets.

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The affair and whose fault was it?

Suspecting his wife of having an affair, a jealous husband hired a private detective to check her movements.

After a week of secretly filming the woman, the detective returned with a video and they sat down to watch it.

The husband saw his wife meet another man, then watched them laughing in the park and enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe.  He saw them dancing together in a nightclub before going to a hotel to make love as they were filmed through a window.

"I can't believe this", the distraught husband said.  " I never dreamed my wife could be so much fun to be with."

Personal Note:  Guys maybe we should be making more of an effort to take our wives out to share those fun times. if we did that more often there would never be a need for them to have a laugh with someone else.

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Lottery Night

A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits.  She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help.  She begins to pray..."God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well.  Please let me win the Lottery."

Lottery night comes, and somebody else wins it.  She again prays..."God, please let me win the Lottery! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."

Lottery night comes and she still has no luck.  Once again, she prays..."My God, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car.  My children are starving. I don't often ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the Lottery just this one time so I can get my life back in order."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open.   The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself..."Sweetheart, work with Me on this... Buy a ticket."

Important note:  The moral behind this for us romantics is NOT about buying a lottery ticket to solve problems but to work together and thus create the atmosphere where both partners in the relationship are contributing to the solution not just blaming the other for not doing anything about the problem.

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