Romantic Relationship jokes — Laugh With Us 

All of us like to laugh from time to time. Here we offer a growing collection of humorous romantic relationship jokes. Use these jokes to create laughter through humour in your relationship.

Signs That There is Something Wrong with Your Marriage

    *     The FBI is regularly called in to settle arguments.

    *     New jars have appeared in the kitchen, labelled "Anthrax" and        
           "Cyanide."

    *     Your in-laws are placing bets on who will get the house.

    *     Your spouse has a picture of you hanging on the dartboard.

    *     Family outings consist of you being chased out of the house by your
            spouse with a carving knife.

    *     You are desperate for your in-laws to visit so you can have someone
            else on which to vent your sarcastic remarks.

    *     Your spouse no longer reads novels in bed but stays up late studying
            the small print in your life insurance policy.

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Grounds For Divorce.

A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He is taking all of her background information and asks her, "Do you have grounds for a divorce?" To which she replies, "Well, we have three acres at the back."

"No, ma'am. What I mean is, does he beat you up?" asks the attorney. "No, I get up around 6:30 am and he sleeps until 7:00," she responds.

Feeling a little frustrated the attorney asks, "Lady, tell me, do you have a grudge?" Looking very confident she states, "No, but we do have a great carport."

At this point the lawyer has lost his patience and asks, "Look, Lady. Why the hell do you want a divorce?" "Because he can't hold an intelligent conversation!"

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