Romantic Relationship jokes — Laugh With Us 

All of us like to laugh from time to time. Here we offer a growing collection of humorous romantic relationship jokes. Use these jokes to create laughter through humour in your relationship.

Training Courses for Men

A local college recently advertised the following courses were being established for men intending to be married. It tokk sometime before it became clear the courses were to start on the First of April (or April Fools Day).

Introduction to Common Household Objects I — The Mop

Introduction to Common Household Objects II — The Sponge

Becoming Familar With the Vaccuum Cleaner Intro — Plugging It In.

Becoming Familar with the Vaccuum Cleaner Advanced — Changing the Bag

Dressing Up Beyond the Funeral and the Wedding

Refrigerator Forensics Identifying and Removing the Dead

Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum?  You CAN Tell the Difference!

If It's Empty,  You Can Throw It Away — Accepting Loss I

If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator Won't Bring It Back — Accepting Loss II

Going to the Supermarket It's Not Just for Women Anymore!

Recycling Skills I — Boxes that the Electronics Came In

Recycling Skills II — Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the Electronics Came In

Bathroom Etiquette I — How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink

Bathroom Etiquette II — Let's Wash Those Towels!

Bathroom Etiquette III — Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to Run Out of Toilet Paper!

Giving Back to the Community How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levi's to the Goodwill charity shop

Retro?  Or Just Hideous?  Re-examining Your 1970s Polyester Shirts

No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves Knowing the 4 Limitations of Your Kitchenware

Romance IS More Than a Cable Channel!

Strange But True!  She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down and Ten" Means

Going Out to Dinner Beyond the Pizza Hut

Expand Your Entertainment Options — Renting Movies That Don't Fall Under the "Action/Adventure" Category or Selecting movies that don't star John Wayne on television

Accepting Your Limitations Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It

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Looking For The Perfect Woman

A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married?

Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman ... I guess I've been looking for the perfect girl."

"Oh, come on now," said the friend, "Surely you have met at least one girl that you wanted to marry."

"Yes, there was a girl... once.  I guess she was the one perfect girl; the only perfect girl I really ever met.  She was just the right everything... I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me."

"Well, why didn't you marry her," asked the friend.

"She was looking for the perfect man."

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The Argument

A couple had quarrelled again about money and gone to bed angry.  

The next morning, they rose, showered, dressed and ate breakfast in silence.

Finally, hoping to break the ice, he said, "You know, honey,  I'm not myself today."

"Really?" she said. "I hadn't noticed the improvement."

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