Romantic Relationship jokes — Laugh With Us 

All of us like to laugh from time to time. Here we offer a growing collection of humorous romantic relationship jokes. Use these jokes to create laughter through humour in your relationship.

Short Takes On Marriage

Short Take 1
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

Short Take 2
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??"

The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man"

Short Take 3
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.

Short Take 4
Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.

Short Take 5
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married??"

And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it."

Short Take 6
Young son : "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

Dad : "That happens in most countries son."

Short Take 7
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late."

Short Take 8
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.

Short Take 9
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

Short Take 10
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Short Take 11
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."

And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

Short Take 12
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : "Wife wanted". 

The next day, he received hundreds of letters.

They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Short Take 13
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing : either the car or his wife is new.

Short Take 14
A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."

"And what was he before you married him?" the friend asked.

The woman replied, "He was a multi-millionaire."

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The Really Big Question

For months Bill had been Lynn's devoted admirer.  At long last he had collected sufficient courage to ask her the momentous question.

"There are quite a lot of advantages to being a bachelor,"   Bill began, "but there comes a time when one longs for the companionship of another being, a being who will regard one as perfect, as an idol; whom one can treat as one's absolute own; who will be kind and faithful when times are hard; who will share one's joys and sorrows."

To his delight, Bill saw a sympathetic gleam in Lynn's eyes.

Then she nodded in agreement, "I think it's a wonderful idea! . . . . Can I help you pick out the puppy?"

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